207
Anon overdoes it (thelemmy.club)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one's "penis not work" but i suspect it differs from person to person.

Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went "oh no.... Oh no no no"

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

Old age where your body stops functioning properly.

You also don't have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works -2 points 1 week ago

Young people can get ED from excessive porn use. What do you gain from lying about this?

You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

Hence why it is laughable that you're presenting old age as the only route to ED

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago
[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

You're pathetic and porn addicted

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Your weird puritanical repression is your own problem and does fuck all to support your insane claims

[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

As an ex porn addict, if you have "ED" from porn specifically, its a mental thing. I had an issue where my wife and i couldnt get anything done (because i was masturbating just fine 4x a day)

Simply dont do that or stick to >once a day and youll be aight. Maybe do some exercise and eat well, jerk off without porn, etc

[-] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

I agree. From my experience with maturation, the less you master bate, the better an erection is. And the less porn you use.

[-] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

The amount is none because that's not how penises work

this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2026
207 points (85.8% liked)

Greentext

8616 readers
53 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS