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[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

In high school my one friend had a big trench coat, and we would use it to sneak rotisserie chickens into the movie theater.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I can't think of a less pleasant food to eat in a cinema. So greasy.

[-] absentbird@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Popcorn is covered in grease. Grease is satiating.

[-] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I've worked at several theaters in my life, always amazed by what gets snuck into theaters, ive even seen big family buckets of KFC

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Were you one of the cool ones? One time I went in with my small backpack bursting with Taco Bell. The door guy asked to check my bag, took a peek, looked at me disappointingly, then shrugged and let me in anyway haha

[-] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah fer sure, I probably woulda said just dont make a mess

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

I never understood people who left garbage in cinemas. I rarely go to the cinema, compared to the theatre.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that pisses me off to no end. If you were able to carry it in, you should be more than able to carry out to a trash can.

[-] Sunshine@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

What the actual fuck? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Imagine like four or five of us sitting in the front row of a crowded theater, chowing down on rotisserie chickens with our bare hands.

In retrospect I feel so bad for the people sitting near us ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Were yall also loud and rambunctious also? Cause otherwise it wasnt so bad for most of the people near you, save for maybe a vegetarian whos senistive to meat smells.

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not particularly, but I imagine it was just weird as hell haha

[-] Sunshine@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago
[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Cheaper than a large popcorn at the theater ๐Ÿ˜‚

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