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[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 45 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Do NOT be kind to your landlord.

My landlord lost their house gambling so I offered them to rent one of my rooms at discount as a roommate.

Now whenever my rent increases due to cost of living, I increase their rent due to cost of living.

We are in a sick perpetual cycle and both our rents went up 5000% yesterday. We are comrades in this pain and promised to protect each other if liver selling operation goes wrong.

It's a hateful bond, an adversarial friendship, and a dying survival. Somebody please help!

[-] derpgon@programming.dev 4 points 5 hours ago

Now that I think about it, if a circle exists somewhere where A rents to B, B rents to C, and C to A (make it as long as needed, of course), one increasing the rent leads to a perpetual rent increase until one of them collapses? Would be funny to see tbh.

[-] mildseason@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 hours ago

Lol spot on! This is exactly how the current economy is working ๐Ÿ™ˆ

[-] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 18 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I think that means you raised the GDP of your block by 500x. You two make a pretty good team! You should both get some kind of medal for driving such economic growth.

Edit: hang on a second, is your landlord Larry Ellison?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 18 hours ago

Have you tried getting a second landlord roomate?

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