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[-] frog@feddit.uk 14 points 16 hours ago

Damn... how much was that chicken in Whole Foods?

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 17 points 16 hours ago

They are about $8 for roughly 2 lbs at about 1000 calories a lb if you eat the skin and all the meat.

That would be completely reasonable as a large meal as it is about half the daily calories for an average sized male teenager, especially if they are very active.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 10 hours ago

$8 doesn't sound that bad for Whole Foods.

Better than eating a McDonald's meal.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago

8.99 -9.99 for conventional, and some times if they go near by date, its 50% off. or if you have discount its more.

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 10 points 15 hours ago

Am I misreading your comment, or are you saying an average male teen needs 4000 calories a day?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago

Easily. From 14-17 I lived on a 5,000 calorie diet and struggled to gain weight, between marching band, PE, shop class, an avid skating hobby, a girlfriend, and growing in height. I could have easily eaten an entire chicken at the time.

[-] NoPanko@feddit.uk 17 points 15 hours ago

If they are active then yeah, 4000 calories is not at all unusual as a teen.

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

And not empty calories, that’s the important part

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 14 hours ago

Damn, maybe that's why I didn't grow

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 9 points 14 hours ago

This is unironically a big part of why people, on average, used to be shorter and why populations become taller as their country/region becomes wealthier.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, pretty much.

I remember eating 4000 to 6000 calories a day in high school. I could put away two double whopper meals - large fries, large coke - in a sitting.

Or a 16" pizza, with plenty of room for Jo-jos.

Or 4 big plates of spaghetti, with half a loaf of garlic bread, and salad until there was no more salad to be had.

I was scrawny. Too scrawny for high school sports. 5'9", but I didn't break 100lbs until my senior year.

[-] Andonyx@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

If you're a bad enough dude, a whole rotisserie chicken is only one heart.

Growing takes a lot of calories.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 13 hours ago

If they are physically active, yes.

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