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In the Odyssey(2026) Lupita Nyong'o was cast to play Helen of Troy, who according to the source material was the most beautiful woman in the world. While very attractive, she was miscast because the most beautiful woman in the world is actually my wife.

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

You fool! You thought your wife was the most beautiful woman in the world but your judgment is, in fact, impaired because you love her. She might actually be only second or third!

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

casually tosses apple up in the air i got a way to settle this

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

joyously partakes of a hot dog

this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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