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[-] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

I just assume everyone who talks to me over a call where I can't see them is just touching themselves. Friends? Touching themselves. Family members? Touching themselves. Boss telling me my work schedule? Definitely touching themself.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Scam callers are too I'll bet.

[-] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Someone once called me scamming and pretending to be from the social security administration. This is the amerikkkan version of "what if we had a pension fund for all seniors, and defunded it?". I stayed on hold and told them to go fuck themselves. They replied "you first". It's possible that this person was touching theirself, but I think it was really nice that they encouraged me to touch myself as well.

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