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Next Seattle Police Chief Already Fired - The Needling [Satire]
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All these allegations are really a coverup for Interim Police Chief Andre Sayles's real crime of referring to Pike Place Market as the location of "the first Starbucks".
I thought the punishment for that was straight to jail?
That's if you call it Pike's Place.
Nope, you get "limed," which is when someone ties your shoelaces to a lime bike and tosses you into the sound.
The Seattle lime reefs are coming along nicely, although the local sea life is apparently a bit "zappy" from the close proximity to the batteries.