Next Seattle Police Chief Already Fired - The Needling [Satire] (theneedling.com)

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Today Mayor Katie Wilson announced she’s already fired Seattle’s next police chief after he somehow teargassed Capitol Hill, deleted public records, hired someone to have an affair on the job with, and threatened to fight a reporter all before 9 a.m.

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[-] Tujio@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's if you call it Pike's Place.

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