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"Beans!" In 2021, thousands of teenagers suddenly developed the same violent tics, every medical test came back clean, and the real cause turned out to be hiding on their phones. (spacedaily.com)

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A mysterious wave of severe tics swept through teenagers worldwide, baffling neurologists until investigators uncovered a digital culprit reshaping adolescent behavior in real time.

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[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 52 points 1 day ago

'had been watching a small number of Tourette influencers '

Yeah I remember this. At least one of the human cancers didn't even have tourettes and was just acting for views, to the complete surprise of no one with half a brain

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

For a second I wondered if you were talking about tourette guy.

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 19 hours ago

FUCK SALT!

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 18 hours ago

AH BOB SAGGAT

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