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this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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It's totally possible to bite your nails so that they are nice and have smooth edges, just like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters could theoretically write all sorts of fancy literature if only we wait long enough. All I have to do is bite off an infinite number of bits!
Update: I've accidentally scratched all the works of Shakespeare on my bf's back, why is he mad?
Bf mad because of how unfair life is to Hamlet just because he's a dork that can't make a decision.