“Corporations are people, my friend,” Mitt Romney famously said in 2011 while running for president. The Supreme Court decided the previous year that corporations could give money to political campaigns, just like people, and in 2014, the high court gave corporations religious freedom to deny contraceptives to employees, thereby letting them behave just as badly as people. If you prick corporations, do they not bleed?
Actually no, they don’t. But as of now, they can get presidential pardons.
The notion that corporations are people did not originate with the Supreme Court’s notorious Citizens United decision in 2010. Way back in 1886, the high court ruled in Santa Clara County v. Union Pacific Railroad that corporations were covered by the Fourteenth Amendment’s guarantee of equal protection under the law. To be more precise, this question was addressed not in the decision (which resolved a local taxation dispute) but rather in a headnote that said the court “does not wish to hear argument on the question” of whether the Fourteenth Amendment applies to corporations because “we are all of the opinion that it does.“ Somehow this non sequitur became legal precedent. “Later cases,” wrote Stetson University law professor Clara Torres-Spelliscy in a 2014 analysis for the nonprofit Brennan Center for Justice, “uncritically cited the headnote as if it had been part of the case.”
You know what isn’t declining? Pardons for corporations. Trump has granted nine. These were never a thing before Trump—not in the modern era, and possibly never. According to Bloomberg’s Ava Benny-Morrison, the nine pardons wiped out $200 million in financial penalties, “some of which were destined for victims of wrongdoing.” Frank Bowman, a law professor at the University of Missouri, told Bloomberg: “In any previous era no president would touch this with a barge pole. Maybe individual cases with some compelling reason, but the systemic elimination of criminal liability of major financial crime would never have happened before, and it didn’t.”
Half of the $200 million in wiped-out fines can be attributed to a single crypto company, BitMEX. The three co-founders of the company, a pioneer in crypto derivatives, all pleaded guilty in 2022 to violating the Bank Secrecy Act, which requires maintaining certain safeguards against money laundering. Each paid $10 million in fines. Then, in July 2024, BitMEX itself pleaded guilty to the same crime, and this past January the company was fined $100 million.
Yes its galling today, but ultimately its a setback that time will cause to fade. Ancient Egyptians and Romans were paramount record keepers who ruled to ancient world, and they were rife with horrendous crimes too. But, their stuff ultimately faded. Ours woll too. Frankly, humans are its civilizations don't matter that much.
Its worth mentioning that, in fact, the Romans and Egyptians actually reinforce my point: they were abysmal for the stuff you're on about. But, human civilization evoles. Where slavery was tolerated by the most powerful civilizations for thousands of years, today's powerful civilizations have outlawed slavery in their jurisdictions pretty quickly (only took the USA like 70-ish years). On a long enough timeline, the overall arc of history has bent towards liberty. For someone who "took a history class in college", you should be aware of that.
You really have to go back to ancient times to try and rationalize it. Yes, I did the same many years ago.
The US blew past the worst of the worst a long time ago. Not just to non-Americans either. A lot of people like to relish the idea of American imperialism turning on itself to which I gladly point out millions of minority families destroyed by the War on Drugs. The scale of the incarceration and human abuse is truly incredible.
We have lost more people to gun violence in the last thirty years than every service member death from every war we have ever fought. I know many people who have died from gun violence and overdoses.
Then we get to the environmental impact of the technology we proliferated. Hundreds of millions of people dead from lead poisoning with estimates as high as 5 million a year to this day mostly due to air pollution from burning gas. The entire Earth blanketed in lead so bad it is released in significant quantities when you burn wood now.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/may/15/wood-burning-for-heat-reintroducing-lead-pollution-into-the-air-us-scientists-find
Not to mention every single human on earth simultaneously poisoned by micro plastics and forever chemicals. I have personally estimated the loss of life due to pollution and environmental degredation to close to a billion people in the last fifty years. We haven't even got to global warming or the tons of other ongoing environmental calamities.
We have more slavery today than at any time in history. I am afraid you are not going to gaslight me about liberty and in fact, you remind me of myself decades ago before I learned so much more. I totally get where you are coming from.