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[–] 117 points 3 months ago (21 children)

Before I came out: "What? Doesn't everyone like boobs?"

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  • [–] 48 points 3 months ago (15 children)

    That’s what I’m saying girl, boobas are the bestest, who wouldn’t like them?

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    ngl I don't understand the fascination with them.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    As a person into women, I also do not care for boobs. The smaller the better

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    The smaller the boobs, the closer you are to her heart when hugging

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    In addition, handheld boobs are debatably more fun to squeeze :3

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    There's a pretty big difference between "handheld" and "the smaller the better". Handheld is on the small size of medium!

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    It's not like it's rational, some people's brains are just hard-wired to find them actively pleasurable to look at.
    At least that's how it is for me, it's not just a turn-on, it literally just feels good to see a nice pair, to the point that if they perfectly match the variables in my brain it's slightly alarming how close it gets to some sort of eldritch cognitohazard.

    But then this applies to almost literally every part of a feminine body, the perfect stomach or neck takes me instantly past the "AWOOOOGA" stage and into drooling vegetable. And all of it on a single person is.. so fundamentally delightful that it actually kinda hurts.

    But i'm not sure if this is a universal experience, i get the vibe that i've sorta unlocked this by being sufficiently in-tune with or accepting of my desires. In any case it fucking rocks to the degree that the closest thing i have to religion is "everyone deserves to experience this and be in a relationship with a person who triggers it for them".

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I'm a cis man (and so therefore famously tuned into the preferences of those who aren't) but, until I read this comment, I thought (almost) everyone did.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I have friends who are straight that can appreciate how clothing fits and such, but boobs don't do anything sexually for them at all.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Sure sure, sexually, but they must admit boobs can be soft for head, and when you shake them they go blublublublublub, no? Surely they must! Maybe they just haven't shaken them properly...

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