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Friends claim influencer injected himself with gold to gain “superhuman” powers before his death (townflex.com)

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Currently vapemaxxing and shitpostontheshittermaxxing.

[-] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Shitmaxxing is the latest fad. Influencers are eating 6 meals a day rather than the regular 3. The rules also include in those meals at least 2 cans of beans, 20 grams of soluble fibre, and a kg of beef.

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026

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