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this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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Why did she use a piece of paper, though? Why not simply go 'hnnrgh' through sewn lips, and credit the people in the shop with enough intelligence to figure out her lips were sewn shut, and that there was the slight possibility she might need help?
Perhaps to be sure they wouldn't think it was a prank?
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