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pull up to the gas station, looking for “the cheapest fuel in town”
Whoa. Is that Donald trump selling gas? Guess they don’t call him donny deals for nothing
“Mr President, how much per gallon today?”
“Lowest prices in town. No one does it better. Today it’s… just under $3.50”
Wait a minute. You just realized it’s not actually don but a 300 foot lizard from the Paleozoic era. Goddamn Loch Ness monster - I’m not giving you $3.50!!!
Sorry for doing a South Park bit- my synapses are only linked so much, and thinking of the Loch Ness monster whenever I see $3.50 is one of those
you must release the things that weigh you down