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Anon buys cigarettes
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this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2026
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what is your suggested reply?
Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me?
The best one I can think of right now would be something like "I get to talk to cute girls more often." But almost anything else would be better.
I gotta level the playing field for everyone else somehow