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[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

When I was 18 I got pulled over for that actually. I got away with it because I told the cop I dropped my cigarette in my floorboard. Truth be told I was higher than bird pussy and was waiting for the green.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Nice.

bird pussy

The judges would also have accepted "giraffe balls" and "a kite".

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What extant land animal, when standing upright on flat ground, has the highest testicles (measured from the lowest part of the testicle)? Is it actually a giraffe? Because it seems like it's a giraffe.

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