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[-] Furbag@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

Imperator, a member of the patrician class has been accused of slandering your noble family name in the public forum. What shall you do?

A: Crucify him

B: Sacrifice a goat at the great temple of Jupiter and pray for the gods justice to be done

C: Enslave his wife and daughters

D: Do nothing and drink more wine

[-] PugJesus@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

E. Drag him through a long and painful lawsuit accusing him of unspecified inuria, wherein your Syrian lawyer publicly destroys his reputation (ironically inuria itself) and nets you a hefty cash payment for 'damages'.

... then drink wine bought with his money. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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