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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Im nkt even like...a country music guy, just a giant giant music nerd who's grandfather was a big country guy and I got his record collection. I guarantee I know more about the genre and could do better than these dweeb. Cause ive lived a fucking life and these guys havent. These people have never even been arrested. Fucking 30 people I know including 3 super close friends died within a two year span before I hit 30 cause of fucking fent and suicide. These people are fucking posers and I say this as someone with no business kn the genre. Work a fucking job, get a drug problem, do anytjing worth fucking singing about you absolute Weenie ass motherfuckers. I can write a song about my friend who was stabbed in the back of the head once, when he and my roomste were working the ssme jobsite he came in with the checks and then threatened my buddy with a tire iron when he didnt wanna go in on some coke and me and my other roomste who did 17 years for robbing banks hsd to fight this guy off my pal who was in his underwear in bed. I dont recommend this kind of shit to anyone, but I dont wanna hear a single acoustic note from anyone who hasn't come close. You ain't country to me if you cant identify different train cars by how safe they sre to ride.

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