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[–] 118 points 2 months ago (18 children)

If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (8 children)

    You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.

    A Bec would be trickier, though.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Just don't do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you're one fart away from manslaughter

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    pfft. I wish. I'm immune to spicy shits.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago (1 child)

    Tungsten reinforced sphincter?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I've just never had a spicy shit, but I eat hotter stuff than literally anyone I have ever met in person before. I'll leave my hot sauces in the community fridge up at work and no one will use them because they know it will melt their faces off, but it's what I splash on my pizza or sandwich or chicken or whatever.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago*

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