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[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 118 points 3 days ago

If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital

[-] UNY0N@feddit.org 20 points 3 days ago

I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!

[-] aeiou@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.

A Bec would be trickier, though.

please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum

[-] lengau@midwest.social 23 points 3 days ago

Just don't do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you're one fart away from manslaughter

[-] lengau@midwest.social 13 points 3 days ago

Can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

This is quite the rap sheet you’ve got here.

It says you served 20 years for “man’s laughter.”

Must have been quite the joke.

-- Frank Drebin Jr.

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

Good point. Does a Tool Assisted Shit (aka. a TAS) plasma shit count?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

There's a separate leaderboard

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 1 points 2 days ago

Idk, thai food does it for me.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 days ago

You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 3 points 3 days ago

Enough Scoville's and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

pfft. I wish. I'm immune to spicy shits.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

Tungsten reinforced sphincter?

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

I've just never had a spicy shit, but I eat hotter stuff than literally anyone I have ever met in person before. I'll leave my hot sauces in the community fridge up at work and no one will use them because they know it will melt their faces off, but it's what I splash on my pizza or sandwich or chicken or whatever.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

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