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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Nah, he's just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.

Watch, I'm gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO

[-] HobbitFoot 7 points 1 month ago

"Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?"

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

"Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?"

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they'll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That's why there's a metal plate above the sink now. Don't ask.

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