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https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/22306-cognitive-test

A cognitive test checks for problems with your mental functioning (cognition). The test involves answering basic questions and performing simple tasks. You don’t need to study before taking this test.

The test results come as a score that’s either normal or below normal. A normal score may mean you’re your brain is functioning as expected. But in some cases, you may still have symptoms of an underlying cognitive impairment with a normal score. Additional testing may be necessary. A below-normal score means that your provider suspects cognitive impairment.

I literally took the same test at a hospital a couple weeks ago after faceplanting on my skateboard trying to do a 180 ollie and also got a perfect score (not concussed)

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[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Do we actually know what test it was? I mean obviously they're all similarly easy because of their purpose but it would be hilarious if we knew for sure that what he is calling a "high difficulty cognitive test" involves being able to identify a rhinoceros, draw a clock, and remember a list of five words for a five minutes.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

It's the exam your phone gives you where you have to enter 4 digits or place your thumb on a finger print reader on the screen to unlock the phone to Truth something on TruthSocial.

Donald J Trump gets into his phone on the first try 30% of the time. Sleepy Joe Biden can't compete, I bet Sleepy Joe Biden can't even remember 1234 the first time almost 1/3 of the time.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I want to see the clocks.
RELEASE the CLOCKS!

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