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Neo, wake up!
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this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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The older I get, the more I realize that Joey Pantaloons was right.
If I'm living a life in the Matrix, I'm not being harmed in any way while they use my body to generate electricity. Who really gives a shit? Does it make a difference?
Reality is just neural inputs translated by our brain; does it even matter where that input comes from? Does it make a difference if those inputs simply skip my five senses and plug directly into my brain?
The crazy mass orgy dances happen outside of the matrix.
That's not a requirement. There's nothing stopping them from happening in the Matrix, and probably with people who smell a lot better.
According to Agent Smith, humans also stink inside the matrix.
Smith is just upset he's never invited to the rave-orgies.