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His gut produces alcohol spontaneously. For years, he was dismissed as an alcoholic (www.cbc.ca)
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[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

With all of the alcoholism, that could be the yeast of his problems.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That joke made me hoppy.

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