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[-] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 28 points 4 hours ago

We are one Super PAC dark money donation away from the Bill of Rights becoming the Bill of Privileges.

[-] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago

It already is. And was. Not everyone gets the benefit of them, particularly if you dont have a white dick.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Hey hey hey leave my vestigial trans dick out of this

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

I'm white, but my dick is significantly darker for some reason I never understood.... just in case this is meant as synecdoche and not specific case law.

this post was submitted on 27 May 2026
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