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On the seventh day, god created uranium (thelemmy.club)

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[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 8 points 22 hours ago

I grew up around young earth creationists, and was taught at school that carbon dating is inaccurate to the point of uselessness past a couple thousand years. But interestingly they did not believe in hell at all. (They just believe all non believers will be burned to death once, with finality. Not forever)

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

What if you die before the rapture? Do you have a short afterlife that’s just burning to your second, final death or do you squeak by with no afterlife and no burning?

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It's been a while, but I'm pretty sure it was weirdly complicated, like

Jesus comes down
All the dead believers are brought back to life
All believers are taken to heaven
Non believers are left on earth doing their own thing
1000 years later, Jesus comes back to earth, raises everyone else back from the dead, then burns everyone/everything
Jesus moves heaven back to earth, which is now perfect

... Or something like that? Hard to tell which parts I got taught and which parts I hallucinated in a fever at some point

Edit: I looked it up and I am shocked at how well I remember it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh-day_Adventist_eschatology#Eschatological_events