183
Goes to the doping Olympics. Doesn't dope. Wins anyways.
(thelemmy.club)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
183 points (99.5% liked)
Chapotraphouse
14378 readers
518 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
I still maintain the actually interesting "enhanced games" would've been to see who could cheat the best. Not dope, cheat. Who can fix the games? Who's the best blackmailers, bribers and riggers? Who's the most skullduggerous? I wanna see two teams where every player is trying to throw the game in a very specific fashion and then the judges punish them for weird stuff.
There might have to be a second layer of judges, and if you mess with them you get put in a hole.
That's called normal professional sports
I want a version where it's allowed and assumed as part of the game.
But then it's not cheating
No, not really. But it still wouldn't be allowed within the rules of the game. There just wouldn't be a wider legal framework discouraging it
That's called normal professional sports
Somebody has already made that joke.
If you ain't cheatin you ain't trying.