submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because even when they have no lives left they still have nein!

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[-] FrickAndMortar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Not OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”.

Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!

this post was submitted on 25 May 2026

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