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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 128 points 3 days ago

As soon as she leaves:

"Ugh! FINALLY!!! I thought she would never leave...Ok, pass me the blood of the innocent."

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

"Let me do a check to see if I give you the right blood... Nope, not with a 5. Here's your blood orange juice."

[-] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. However, your virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice..”

[-] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 6 points 2 days ago

I saw a comic recently where the evil cultist tried to sacrifice his virgin friend to gain power/favor from a demon. Only, whoops! The friend had lied about being a virgin, and the cultist was one. Cultist learned just what the hard way is on that one.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can work with this. I summoned a dank pneumonia one time I was doing a ritual with gasoline in the snow. I'll just boof the blood orange juice and I guarantee whatever monster or dragon or giant cube of slime I'm fighting will be running for the hills after that!

[-] ApertureUA@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

username checks out

[-] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Finally, you can play your records in reverse to hear the sermon of the devil

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Congratulations, you have discovered the secret message, please send your answer to ol' Pink, care of, the funny farm."

this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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