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Cybertruck Pulled from Beach by Toyota Minivan (fuelarc.com)

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Another day, another Cybertruck being towed from somewhere nobody really ought to need a tow from. Take a look, Toyota Sienna to the rescue.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago

No no, rational people know better than to purchase a Cyberfuck.

We do know how to read safety notices and recalls and such.

There's no reason that thing should have been turning the wheels left and right that fucking fast, unless it just wanted to bury itself deeper in the sand..

Goal is reverse, in a simple and straight direction, being pulled by another vehicle. There's no reason the wheels should have been turning back and forth so fast, and also humans cannot steer the wheel that quickly.

So, the Cyberfuck AI must have been in control of the wheel, in crackhead squirrel brain mode, trying to become a crab and dig itself deeper into the sand.

this post was submitted on 15 May 2026

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