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(shaking my head) Just take the damn zinc pills (thelemmy.club)
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[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 39 points 3 weeks ago

A 57-year-old man by the name of Marcus told the men's lifestyle magazine that he's been obsessed with making his balls bigger for decades. It's a "passion he thinks grew out of the comic books he’d read as a child." By his own measurements, his scrotum is "bigger than a mango" at 14.5 inches.

wut https://archive.ph/7vr4i

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I remember Super Man having a super scrote in issue #69

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago

Webbing is stored in the balls

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

Super Mario canonically flys around with his ball sack.

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

I've seen bigger

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Old dude playing chess at the nude beach. I assumed testicular cancer but I didn't ask. Maybe he was just ahead of his time.

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