I want to make this clear: I was not speaking about myself, but a hypothetical attacker. I don't even know if such an attack would be effective.

That said, the rolls on the cat printer are 57mm and would probably be easier to resolve on a moving vehicle, and it would only need to last long enough to be read by one camera. Plus, the P-Touch doesn't look like a kitty cat.

But then you'd be the owner of something called a Brother P-Touch

(I know it's a great label maker, I just can't pass up a chance at low brow humor when it presents itself)