Me at 16yr answering phone: “hello? I AM NOT <dad’s name>!!!!
And:
Also me: “MOM PHONE FOR YOOOOUUU!!”
Mom: <normal tone cause she’s in the room near by> “did you ask who it was!?!”
Me: “who’s calling please? Mom, it’s Debbie!!!!!”
And lastly:
Kids will never get to experience the thrill of talking to your girlfriend about tonight while your little sister gets on the phone in the basement and makes “make out noises” loudly before giggling and hanging up.