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Pool lights were my favorite as a kid, but we had to wait until way after bedtime to not get eaten alive by mosquitoes.
Also swimming in a pool in the rain is really fun. Especially if the pool water is warmer than the rain. If feels like jumping into the bath when it’s like that and you get to watch the rain drops on the water from underneath.