Secret Service Agent Busted For Alleged Hotel Hallway Masturbation (www.tmz.com)

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jagoff John Spillman was arrested for indecent exposure over the weekend ... with law enforcement claiming he was [spilling seed] in a hotel hallway. i-cant

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[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

John Spillman

"Sir, there's been an incident involving Agent Jack Offerman masturbating in public."

"Nobody could've seen this coming."

this post was submitted on 05 May 2026

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