Ya can’t stop the fun train with simple facts. /s

Jokes on you, I read the article and I’m STILL gonna out myself as a moron! Checkmate Evangelathiests!

Damn, I was hoping for a slumbering ancient evil that could put us all out of our misery.

Pro tip: check if you're in a meme sub before taking any posts seriously or making judgements of peoples intellects. Big loser energy bud.

You're not the boss of me! I'll do what I want!

Those unknown structures?

Using sonar, Ran mapped 54 square miles of ice underside beneath Dotson Ice Shelf. The maps revealed flat plateaus, terraced steps, and teardrop-shaped pits, all carved by basal melt, melting that attacks the ice from below.

In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.

None of these terraces or teardrop pits show up on satellite images, so they had remained completely hidden until Ran’s mission.

"In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions."

icy terraces = ancient cities beyond comprehension, thank you very much.

Excuse me but Ill keep my alarmist hyperbole thankyou verymuch!

structural features of melting polar ice.

Nope, it's R'lyeh

Herpa derp derp