OMG finally we can get off this fucking sinking rock. Chevron one encoded!
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Protip: Read the article before you out yourself as a moron for not understanding that they are talking about structural features of melting polar ice.
Jokes on you, I read the article and I’m STILL gonna out myself as a moron! Checkmate Evangelathiests!
Damn, I was hoping for a slumbering ancient evil that could put us all out of our misery.
Pro tip: check if you're in a meme sub before taking any posts seriously or making judgements of peoples intellects. Big loser energy bud.
Those unknown structures?
Using sonar, Ran mapped 54 square miles of ice underside beneath Dotson Ice Shelf. The maps revealed flat plateaus, terraced steps, and teardrop-shaped pits, all carved by basal melt, melting that attacks the ice from below.
In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions.
None of these terraces or teardrop pits show up on satellite images, so they had remained completely hidden until Ran’s mission.
"In the east and center, Ran saw icy terraces stacked like steps, while the west looked smoother, with channels and scooped depressions."
icy terraces = ancient cities beyond comprehension, thank you very much.
Maybe it's just their dicks

Get yer P-90s ready, boys. We’re about to go snake huntin’
P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!


Antarctica is a continent, you can't send a sub underneath it. Ran discovered previously unseen structures beneath the Dotson Ice Shelf in West Antarctica.
The Arctic is covered in floating ice, you can send subs under it. Well, it's covered at the moment, climate change is working on changing all that.
Earth.com is, in my experience, ridiculously clickbaity and sensationalist. The open-access article recounting this (that the OP article just regurgitates) is here. (I know this is a memes community; don't @ me.)
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtag
Bless you
Meta question: can someone enlighten me on the source/background of the image used for this meme? Is it from some movie?
Gargles in incomprehensible horror
This cave is not a natural formation. Someone built it. So it must lead somewhere.



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