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Stranded whale in germany to be turned into biodiesel [german article] (www.t-online.de)
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To be fair they also plan to dissect it, you know try and figure out why it did strand, put the skeleton in a museum and such but still: certified germany moment.

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[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 15 points 23 hours ago

Sounds like a great application for dynamite. After its dead of course.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 19 points 23 hours ago

im-vegan but having the thing on life support, stranded, just to eventually die anyways feels much less humane to me than just having one big whale explosion while it's alive. This has been considered but apparently it's too risky but that kind of feels like a cop out to me

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago
[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 13 points 22 hours ago

just park further away tho

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 11 points 22 hours ago

I don't think we should let a single setback ruin a perfectly sound plan like that.

[-] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 4 points 20 hours ago

I am laughing despite myself, but this was probably the driest and funniest way of reporting on that fucked up of a plan. Thanks for sharing!

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

the woman right afterwards going "here comes pieces of... my god!" has lived rent free in my head for 30 years

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