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[-] timeghost@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

There's a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor's goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we're being honest with ourselves here.

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 hours ago

I…. Don’t believe you. Lmao. Either that or sky daddy’s book is way more wild than I’ve ever considered

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 48 minutes ago

Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not belong to him; so whenever he would sleep with his brother's wife, he would spill his seed on the ground so that he would not produce offspring for his brother.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

You really need to read the Song of Soloman. It's basically a dirty love poem.

"Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins."

"This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."

" I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."

this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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