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wtf dude... (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 months ago by to c/trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca
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[–] 16 points 6 months ago (6 children)

For whatever reason I took "emissions like a horse" as someone who farts like a horse. I have to say horse cum makes way more sense.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    There's a whole chapter about cum in the bible. Rules about what to do when you cum on your neighbor's goat, what to do if you someone cums on you. Basically the whole thing is part of the tabernacle racket. Pretty much any time someone cums they have to bring birds to the tabernacle to cut in half and set fire to. Probably written by a bird seller if we're being honest with ourselves here.

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  • [–] -1 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I…. Don’t believe you. Lmao. Either that or sky daddy’s book is way more wild than I’ve ever considered

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    You really need to read the Song of Soloman. It's basically a dirty love poem.

    "Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins."

    "This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes."

    " I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour."

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