every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.
It's funny seeing them looking it up
yeah but it’s parable. so like… ?
Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.
It's such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it's got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.
I wouldn't call 600BC prehistoric.
Well obviously there’s a biological and psychological component, which would transcend cultures. Probably goes back to times in our evolution before we were even considered human.
Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense
Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn't just pick a single animal here for reference?
Not if you're a true connoisseur of equine reproduction apparatus like our boy Zeke here.
And also, what women thinks, "the best part of sex for me is the mess at the end! The more I have to clean up after, the better, especially in this time of no running water!"
Bu-katholics?
The kind of woman who is actually a man writing about what he thinks women want...
How does this witch know about running water from the future that hasn’t been invented yet?
Romans had aqueducts at the time this was written
Streams and rivers?
god, same
" ... and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"
A girl can't have hobbies
Relatable
"Just don't think about it".
-religious people, unironically
hey, it's me, donkey
It's definitely my favorite line in the Bible.
I have this verse reference on a bumper sticker.
Ezekiel's wheels considered size queens to be haram.
What? I didn't know they talked about Boeing engineers in the Bible?
type shit
BRB, need to make a t-shirt.
No quote, just:
Front: a small red and blue GOP donkey with dick out on the top left
Back: Ezekiel 23:20
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