every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.

It's funny seeing them looking it up

Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.

It's such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it's got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.

Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense

Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn't just pick a single animal here for reference?

god, same

" ... and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

A girl can't have hobbies

Relatable

"Just don't think about it".

-religious people, unironically

hey, it's me, donkey

It's definitely my favorite line in the Bible.

I have this verse reference on a bumper sticker.

Ezekiel's wheels considered size queens to be haram.

What? I didn't know they talked about Boeing engineers in the Bible?

type shit

BRB, need to make a t-shirt.

No quote, just:

Front: a small red and blue GOP donkey with dick out on the top left

Back: Ezekiel 23:20