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[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 70 points 1 month ago

every time someone whips out a proverb, I just reply with this one.

It's funny seeing them looking it up

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

yeah but it’s parable. so like… ?

[-] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 42 points 1 month ago

Even in pre-history, men were somehow convinced that what women really wanted was: bigger dicks. Bigger dicks than human men could possibly offer.

It's such a weird preoccupation, and it seems like it's got to be deeper than just a cultural thing.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't call 600BC prehistoric.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

Well obviously there’s a biological and psychological component, which would transcend cultures. Probably goes back to times in our evolution before we were even considered human.

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[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 29 points 1 month ago

Ah, I guess the donkey dragon romance makes sense

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 month ago

Horse emissions that different than donkeys? Couldn't just pick a single animal here for reference?

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 50 points 1 month ago

Not if you're a true connoisseur of equine reproduction apparatus like our boy Zeke here.

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[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

And also, what women thinks, "the best part of sex for me is the mess at the end! The more I have to clean up after, the better, especially in this time of no running water!"

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Bu-katholics?

[-] somtwo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The kind of woman who is actually a man writing about what he thinks women want...

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

How does this witch know about running water from the future that hasn’t been invented yet?

[-] Cypher@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago

Romans had aqueducts at the time this was written

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

Streams and rivers?

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[-] trslim@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago
[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

" ... and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery 18 points 1 month ago

A girl can't have hobbies

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

"Just don't think about it".

-religious people, unironically

[-] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago
[-] okmko@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

It's definitely my favorite line in the Bible.

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I have this verse reference on a bumper sticker.

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[-] RustyShackleford@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Ezekiel's wheels considered size queens to be haram.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

What? I didn't know they talked about Boeing engineers in the Bible?

[-] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

BRB, need to make a t-shirt.

No quote, just:

Front: a small red and blue GOP donkey with dick out on the top left

Back: Ezekiel 23:20

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