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Fucking lemongrab grade screeching of purity and abstinence for decades and then suddenly this
Now, now, let's not pretend these people are encouraging sex, those young whores are still to be shamed.
They're just supposed to have kids and be loyal to husbando. No pleasure involved.
(Also, they always supported teen pregnancy because they have always been anti-sex education and anti-contraceptive which allows the process of teenage parents to happen without them having to condone it).
Our masters want us to breed.
Every accusation a confession.