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He's a total nut but I can't tell what's real and what's performance with that guy. In some alternate universe not only is Trump a Broadway producer - Jones is his favorite actor to cast.
I could totally see an Alex Jones as a jolly baritone in a Gilbert & Sullivan show in the most schmaltzy Trump production.
I am the very model of a paranoid conspiracist
I speak to my audience ideas bigoted and so racist
Crisis actors at Sandy Hook were there because of a tautology
And the frogs are turning gay because of wokeness ideology…
We need to write this musical...
How were you envisioning that the last two lines get squeezed into the meter? The second line works with audience as two syllables (/ˈɔ.djəns/) but I couldn't figure out the last two. A possible rework:
I'm going to pretend hard that they wrote stuff like this...
The friggin' water
The water
The friggin' water
The water
Is turning the frogs homoseeeeeeexuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal