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So some fellow with an odd name joins one of our foreigner wechat groups. Says he's from Ukraine. Someone posts an ad for what we used to call a white monkey job, a day's modeling for cash. Mostly ended as the government cracked down hard on illegal work. He asked if it could be permanent employment and he could get a work visa with it. No, those jobs never are. People had plenty of them back in the day, you'd see people you know in trade show videos, hotel advertisements and the like. Another insensitive prick in the group cackled, well, it's not illegal work if you have a green card like I do! The Ukrainian then asked how he could form his own company to issue his own work visa but the government cracked down on phony companies like that long ago. Have to have investment, a physical premises, money going in and out and employ Chinese people. As for a China green card, it's one of the most difficult in the world to get. If you're a Ph.D. in AI research you can get one. Or a very highly paid professional job that pays a ton of taxes. Or after five years of marriage to a PRC citizen and continuous residence you can get one, if you buy an apartment (outright with cash or have a mortgage completely paid off and banks don't like to give loans to foreigners because too many up and leave.) Plus put down a deposit of ten years living expenses ($50,000 or so.) Also survive five years with no work as spousal visas are really meant for Chinese men who marry Vietnamese or North Korean women so why does she need to work? It's not meant for whitey but the Lawful Neutral Confucians will allow it if you can come up with a convincing story as to why you can live in China without a job. He's probably on a tourist visa so he's got 30 days to find something, which he probably won't be able to. It's a sad story. If he overstays he'll get picked up by the cops and deported at his own expense. If he can't afford a ticket he'll languish in immigration jail, once a year or so the commies will pay for a flight home for indigent illegal aliens. I had a friend who was in there after getting picked up for playing guitar at a bar for pay. He said it was unpleasant, bright, wooden benches as a bed and food was terrible, whole fish with tiny bones, rice and boiled cabbage. A few years ago after the war started we had a bunch of Ukrainian young men show up, which I thought was odd but we get people from all over the world so I didn't think much of it. Looking back they were draft dodgers. They're all gone now, I haven't seen one in years.

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[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

I think the K visa is DOA. Emailed my embassy and they never got back to me. Talked to a friend from Shanghai and she laughed at me when I mentioned it, said it would never amount to anything

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I haven't heard anything about the K visa since it was officially introduced last year. I think they didn't expect the amount of public backlash it got in China, so I wouldn't be surprised if they decided to quietly drop it.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just get a regular Z work visa and get a job at a university. Go from there, tthere is a foreign talents program if you're in a needed area.

[-] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

The K visa is new, and people don't know how it works yet, really. China is always like this, it takes the bureaucracy a while to figure things out. Never expect a reply by email, visit personally if you want any kind of reply. No telephone calls.

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