I saw Top Gun Maverick in the theater in rehab (we went on a day trip), anyway that movie did NOT age well, given the war, lol (hexbear.net)

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I shit you not, the central hook of the plot is a death star trench run to bomb a yellow cake facility in Iran's mountains. As you could imagine it's epic and Tom "Xenu" Cruise pulls it off effortlessly...but then! He gets shot down, and is forced to hijack an F-14 to fly home (getting gun kills on the way back).

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[-] GnomeGodsGnomeMasters@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Man I unironically miss rehab day trips in the druggy buggy.

My last time in rehab we saw Across the Universe in a dollar theater on Christmas Day lol.