Matt Gaetz says he was briefed on secret alien/human hybrid breeding program when in office (www.independent.co.uk)

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Donald Trump trying to financially swindle a group of aliens - "I spoke to their leader folks, Xenu? Is it Xenu? He loved crypto. Loved it. He comes to me and says "Donald Trump, leader of the human race." He called me leader of the human race. These aliens. Unbelievable..."

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[-] Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Did the program involve statutory rape Matt? Fuck all the way off.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Those aliens must've been children then.

God, imagine if there were actual aliens but, because they were child aliens, they were taken to Epstein's island and murdered...

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