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‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported | CNN Politics (edition.cnn.com)

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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 83 points 2 weeks ago

Dude is having blackouts and needs help.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, like who hasn't ended up in a Waffle House with no idea how they got there?

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I wasn't complaining, just surprised.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Or would even know? Or would remember that it happened?

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Does he know about ambien ? Maybe it's ambien. Or lunesta.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

combined with alcohol or grapefruits.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

the reality/space distortion substance known as alcohol and drugs.

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