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submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

I said "yeah have fun dying in Operation Epstein Fury!" and he gave me an enraged look.

This guy kinda looks like Pete Hegseth btw. Trashy tattoos and all.

Little afraid he's gonna show up to work with a gun now and shoot me but honestly dying to make a headline like "Ex-Con shoots coworker for calling Trump's operation in Iran 'Epstein Fury'" would be a pretty epic way to go.

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[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

If we see a news story about a chud killing a coworker and then you're mysteriously gone, we will make sure the world knows that you called it Operation Epstein Fury. Because that deserves posthumous recognition.

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

Also let them know I was gay and have a small dick! My name was Adam Friedland!

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago

Oh we'll turn the whole thing into a cumtown bit if that is your will

[-] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

If my legacy is a Saul clip then I will happily die a martyr to the cause!

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