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Turpentine story
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this post was submitted on 23 Mar 2026
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I assume he ate briquettes out of a barbecue when he mentioned eating charcoal
Same. OP never said activated charcoal. I'd bet money he bit a chunk of Kingsford.
said "charcoal tablets".
I doubt bbq charcoal comes in tablet form
It kinda does and OP eats turpentine on breakfast junk so I'm not ruling out them munching on bbq fuel.
I mean, what would you suggest putting turpentine on to eat, if not breakfast junk? Would a banana or apple be better?
Hookah charcoal comes in tablets. 🤷♂️