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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The deciding factor in this scenario is your willingness to pick one up by the ankles and bludgeon the others with them.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

First graders are about 50 lbs. Pre-K and Kindergarteners would work better for this. Too much weight and you're going to lose power on the swing.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 weeks ago

50 lbs on average. Just find one the right size and weight like picking out a bat before stepping up to the plate.

[-] railway692@piefed.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

Pick up one in each hand and spam Whirlwind for the AoE damage.

[-] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but you also have to consider the psychological damage.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Greater momentum due to the weight means every hit will make a domino effect on the other attacking 1st graders

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